Beşiktaş = Best game in Tash.
Yıldız = Get up that hilldız and you'll see them yıldız.
Fulya = F-ya
Bomonti = BoMo
Taksim = Taksi (Taksi dude is our designated driver.)
Beyoğlu = Obey you - that's the current vibe.
Cihangir = D'you hang here? (I find it too full of itself.)
Galatasaray = Gotta lotta sorry.
Galata Tower = Gotta lotta tower. *Message me for the joke I didn't write here, NSFW.
Karaköy = Carry your (self down for some Namlı yum yum.) (Güllüoğlu too.)
Nişantaşı = Me-chi-chi-auntie-say
Çukurcuma = Cute kooky junka.
Sarıyer = Sorry you're here?
Cınaraltı = Six Sycamores (It's all gone with the wind or view from the bridge.)
Kuruçeşme = Could you text me? (When the band comes on?)
İstinye = Is it in ya?
Tarabya = Terribly far, ya.
Eminönü = Ms and Ö, Üs
Fatih = Faith
Balat = Buy lot (or buy now before it costs a lot.)
Kuzguncuk = Gesundheit (Thank you, Rich Altman for this one.)
Üsküdar = You skirt daring (at the knee.)
Acıbadem = Agita from the bottom (of my heart.)
Kartal = Cart y'all (We've got a metro!)
Fenerbahçe = (No f'in way, Ezgi and Tülin will kick my sweet, smart a$$.)
And this is what other people do on a Friday night.